Shh it's thursday somewhere, probably. I'm certain the entire five people that read this blog were positively heartbroken to note that there was no post yesterday.
I have a very good reason for that.
Well actually I have several stupid ones, all true, so you may pick which you believe was the ultimate contributor to my not posting;
I have a very good reason for that.
Well actually I have several stupid ones, all true, so you may pick which you believe was the ultimate contributor to my not posting;
- Fortunately I discovered the exact location of a hole in my oven mitts that I hadn't been able to pin point. Unfortunately I found that hole using my thumb and a hot pan. Four cookies were sacrificed to science in this highly planned procedure.
- My darling mother, in addition to emptying the fridge of most of its contents for a camping trip, also broke her phone in typical iphone fashion; dropping it five millimeters onto the ground resulting in the screen shattering like the Shikon no Tama. Such an occurrence required that I not only purchase sustenance but waste much time at Ye Olde Locale Cell Phone Shoppe.
- I went to the beach. What? All of my reasons aren't going to be bad. Or good, depending on how you look at it. Beaches make me sleepy so obviously I had to have a nap attack shortly afterwards.